Shorter days and longer nights tempt us all to spend more time in bed. Don't we all protest just a little too much about the time of year that beckons us to get naughty and nice under the covers? Brave the chill outside for the HOT within as we kick off the longest night of the year with stories that light up our lust!

Our theme this December is "The Longest Night" to honor our Winter Solstice show date and revel in merry hedonism like our pagan ancestors. Brag on your most high-endurance hump-a-thons. Impress us with how many toys stuffed your...stockings. Drive us wild with sordid tales of using body heat to beat the cold, or how your skin was warmed by the glow of fireplay.

(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual s*x stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, s*x-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth!)

Join us before the show to enjoy light pub fare and sample the decadent cocktail and mocktail menu. Get swag and merch from our vendor table—including the Smut Slam International book edited and signed by host Diva Darling.

As always, we have the bucket where audience members can throw in anonymous confessions or questions to enter the free raffle for a smutty prize. We've got some fabulous storytelling prize packs on tap for our top three tellers, too—your courage could be rewarded by a sexy little something to keep the party going at home!